Rubbish is strewn in public areas? Riots in Ealing Broadway just got serious.

Louis Armstrong being fitted for a hat, 1955.

Never seen anyone so happy about a hat.

look at his stupid red face. 

Meanwhile, Obama tosses off the invisible man.

don’t you dare groan you bastards.

cheers

at least my lyrics rhyme 

scroll click scroll click scroll click is my typical itunes tactic. It’s like an alphabetical shuffle. Doesn’t work with people though. 

why is tomato purée in front of the water? 

what the hell is choy sum and where the hell is the butter?

those that have both little frequency and little ease of access are usually abandoned condiments from the decade before last. Forgive us, tartar sauce.

What’ve I’ve been listening to over the past two months. 

I get annoyed because I always forget my memorable information. 

a new low.

Of course I’ll be hungry later you buffoon; everyone is always hungry later.

Alternative title: things parents say that make no sense, part one.

First impressions lead you to believe that the picture is useless but you’re wrong; now you know what they look like.

I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I think I’ve started playing caption competitions with myself late at night.

Living without a telephone